Alex selected
- I'm a bit of a know-it-all
- I'm terrible at cooking
- Cooking
- A cooking catastrophe
From Alex's routine · Bold & Funny
I’m Alex. I’m a know-it-all who can’t cook or follow directions. I have all the answers, unless the question is, “How do we survive this?”
I treat a recipe as a second opinion. My first opinion comes from absolutely no qualifications.
I see “serves four” and think, “I can disappoint more people than that.”